May 2013
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I wish there was a way to know when you’re in the good old days before you’ve...
– Andy Bernard, The Office
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
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captainasha:
that’s so nice of jaime to send his regards i hope roose bolton gives them
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kyoukokirigiri:
(Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person. parents NOT Proud. Obama is disappointed. Do Not Have Sex Before Checking With Me First And I’ll Tell You If It’s Ok.
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merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...
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Under Moffat’s watch the Doctor has morphed from an alien who loves humans and...
– x (via draculemihawks)
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Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue....
– the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety
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thegrandhighbitch:
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
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bambiegoodwin:
you aren’t delicate or lovely you aren’t romantically sad or poetically broken
you are just a sick little girl with your head in the toilet and scratches on your wrists