IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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And it doesn’t matter that she didn’t ask to be beautiful, or to be born in a lake, or to live forever, or to not know how men breathe until they stop doing it. Well, I do not want to be beautiful, or a woman, or anything. I want to know how men breathe.
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“I wish there was a way to know when you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” — Andy Bernard, The Office
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A green roof (by Mathijs Delva)
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mythology- the sirens came onshore in the 30s. they sang sad songs in bars and let men drive them to the beach after. then they took the men home, underwater, into the depths, to hear their song one last time.
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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
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Sam & Clover & Alex, Totally Spies
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